Monday, January 30, 2012

Things My 5 Year Old Will Put in Her Mouth vs. Things My 5 Year Old Will Not Put in Her Mouth


Things My 5 Year Old Will Put in Her Mouth: 
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Yum.
The glass, not the food. The
moment I look the other way, bam. Tongue. Glass.

See also: our sliding-glass door.
more failure to understand my daughter after the jump
Old Key
I think that there must be some sort of deficiency at work here.

My Remote
Or several.
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Okay, well that one's pretty normal.

Not pictured: random gnarly stuff off the ground.



Things My 5 Year Old Will Not Put in Her Mouth
pasta 10
Well, not the sauce or the meatballs, anyway.
Pretty much anything on this table.
Nope.
And no.

Not pictured: Pretty much anything else that is a food.




3 comments:

  1. She's seriously ridiculous. I don't get it!

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  2. Riley is so similar. We were leaving the grocery store and loading the kids in the car, Scott turns around just in time to see her lick the car next to us! Sick! Who does that? But ask her to eat her dinner .... yeah right.

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  3. It is hard to fathom why she won't eat most foods...especially after raising her mother who ate pretty much everything...including ABC gum from under the counter at DMV. Blech!

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